I haven't even left yet!!

So, I piss off to London in 17 days and leave my dear wee mammy at home with Emma and 4 doggies, a bird and a rabbit - at least she won't be lonely.

To try and make the most of the whole Uni experience I joined a few Facebook groups that were relevant to me, you know the sort. A freshers party group, a group to meet people from my halls and even one to try and help me get a job. 

I wondered how long it'd take before someone of a different ethnicity (already practising being more PC than I normally am ) would contact me and try and chat me up. Well, it happened today. 

Ajayi Oluseyi mailed me on Facebook asking me about uni. A farely harmless 
request I thought, he just wants to talk to someone who he might meet at uni.


Well, was I wrong. First this happened....

Yes, I have a child.

Needless to say as soon as I realised he could see all my photo's I changed my privacy settings. I don't want bum raped. BUT I remember the lesson's I learnt from Thomas. If the threat of bum rape is imminent CLENCH AND RUN!!! I'm quite the savvy lady. I'm not sure what I was expecting to happen after this, perhaps a short message about how my SON was lovely and I should be proud of him. Alas, this is not what transpired, this is....

Well, what I expected kinda happened, my SON does look like me apparently.


 * For those of you a little slow on the uptake, this is infact a picture of me around the age of 5, and yes, I know that I look like a boy. However, there is no need to point this out when you are a complete stranger *


And there it was, the inevitable. ARE YOU SINGLE? Which translates into 'Do you wanna be my hoe and come take drugs in my drug den in the arse end of London while all my mates sit around and take drugs. You make the food, become a whore and I PIMP slap you every now and then to show you who's boss?' (I've gone back to being non PC. OOPS)


Anyway I kindly told ould whatisface to please leave me alone a find another piece of white chick to abuse and whore out to his druggie mates. Obviously I said it in a much nicer manner than that. I am not an animal after all.

Non voglio parlare con te non c'è più, si svuota guidato cibo tergicristallo animaliattraverso. Io scoreggia nella vostra direzione generale. Tua madre era un criceto e tuo padre odore di sambuco.

What do I do now?

If any of you read my blog or Babbling Randomness with http://thomasmccool.blogspot.com/, then you'll know that I got my A level results on Thursday. 

I managed to get 3 B's, which at A level, I'm quite proud of my grades. I knew that I didn't need very high grades to get into my course but I still tried. Obviously this worked out for the best and I'm in.

HOWEVER!

I now have a new dilemma. I need to be at uni for the 22nd for enrolment. So, the give myself a few days to settle into my new surroundings I aim to be in London for the 18/19th of September. Much to my dismay, my room isn't ready until the 26th of September. Where the flaming hell am I supposed to stay until then?

I've contacted the uni to let them know, I've contacted the company that controls the housing I'm looking into and so far I've good nada back. The best advice I've got it for me to contact the company.

 I have about 3 weeks to sort this out before I have a nervous breakdown about not having anywhere to stay. So, just as a wee warning if you're in London in the middle of September, you might see me sleeping in front of HMV or begging for a blanket in front of Maccy D's 

:(

It draws ever closer.

It is now 00:42 on 08/08/2011. Which means there are only 10 days left until my A level results come out. I'm not too worried about these bad boys. I think I worked pretty hard for my exams (all 3 of them) and did a very fine job on all of my coursework. Ok, that sounds quite big headed, but compared to the last 2 sets of important exams I've had to do - AS levels and GCSE's I worked like a beast for the A levels.

I think the fact that I need C C E to get into uni kinda takes away most of the pressure, but I'd still like to do well. I don't want to think that all my word for the past year was wasted. I know I'm odd, the simple fact is I like doing well academically. I R NERD! HERE ME ROAR!!!

I guess I'll update on the 18th and let you all know how I did. Not that you care :P

Ta ta for now :D

The end

It's come and gone. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 has been released and I have seen it.

It's officially the end. I have no excuses now. I R GROWNUP!

I was so excited to finally see Harry triumph over Voldermort that I momentarily forgot to be sad that it was over. As a true nerd, I saw the movie the day it came out. Alex took and wasn't too ashamed to sit beside me while I cuddled my hand knitted Dobby toy and cried my way through 2 hours and 10 minutes of sheer awesome. I think he kind of understood how emotionally attached I've become to HP. To borrow a phrase from 'Whip It' I had a fat kid sits inside and reads a book phase, so I was pretty much married to the HP books.

I will admit that I'm over my wee breakdown - HP ended and I nearly died. I'm over it now, it's all good. I'll find something else to occupy my obsessive side. Maybe, finally, fitness will prevail for once :P

Summer To Do

Well I guess it's officially my summer holiday's and I've decided to make a wee list of things to do before I go to uni.

Obviously the top of the list is keeping in line with myother blogs - losing some weight. So here it goes.

1. Lose 2 stone before I head to uni (keep this going while at uni)

2. Pass my driving test 

3. Get a job

4. Use money from afore mentioned job to buy new jeans

At the minute that's all I've got, I may add more if I can think of anything worth going on the list. 

Til then cherry bye!